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*LMAO!*

It's new. Brand-Spanking-New.



Ummmm... okay...
*awkward hug*

New to the forums and thought I would say 'Hi!.' Relatively new listener, since January, and people can find me trolling the facebook page under my secret identity of Jason Norton, which I guess isn't so secret anymore. Just wanted to say hello and look forward to seeing everyone around. Welcome ab...

Fignuts hold the seeds for... fig trees.

[Insert "wood" joke here]

Gambit bangs Emma. "Knocks her out with one shot for the rest of the night." Salt-n-Pepa-Style. Iron Man [9] Captain America [6] Thor [4] Ant Man [4] Hawkeye [5] Luke Cage [6] Wolverine [8] Spider-Man [7] Jocasta [4] Stature [4] Vision [3] Daredevil [4] Red Hulk [3] Doctor Strange [4] Prot...

Dazzler takes down Emma in a Jello-covered catfight, sparked by a snide comment about highlights (something to do with Peroxide & Pharmacy-bought bleaches), settled only when Emma loses her britches mid-fight & is proved not to be a "natural blonde". Iron Man [8] Captain America [6...

Ohmygoodness! All these peope who we've thought were dead were just hanging out HERE the whole time!


...unless they ARE dead & now we're dead, too.

*pulling into the X-Nation Mansion's driveway in my posh convertible, super-stylish sunglasses, "X-Men Born This Way" blasting through my stereo, an entire luggage-laden moving truck following me.* Hello, boys. Hmm... *scanning the crowd* Which of y'all are the newest newbies? *eyes finall...

Is the fact that Longshot is not on this list because you didn't want to hurt Phillies64's feelings when Gambit beats him down in an Awesome Contest?

Rogue gives Magneto all the STDs she's picked up from touching everyone over the years all at once. Iron Man [7] Captain America [6] Thor [5] Ant Man [4] Hawkeye [5] Luke Cage [5] Wolverine [5] Spider-Man [7] Jocasta [4] Stature [4] Vision [5] Daredevil [4] Red Hulk [3] Doctor Strange [4] Protector ...

SSX, baby!

*embarrassing 1986 hip-hop dance*
Iiiiiit's tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time, it's TRICK-AY!

Just so you know, I love Antony the most 'cause I created the thread. Just sayin'.

Let us all wish a Happee Birfday to out favorite British Wormholer (that sounds REALLY bad... or good *evil grin*), ANTONY!!!

MadroxDupe - Fart Shoes are light. Quit being such a baby! Besides, it's my Industrial-Strength Hair Dryer... AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!

(Thank you for setting me up for a Spaceballs reference that I've wanted to do for YEARS.)


...and we LOVE YOU, Erinn!