Postby Hair-Metal Hero » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:07 am
Boring, like 95 percent of the theme songs. Who the hell is Adele? Shit was like a lullaby. Let's do Hair-Metal Hero's Bond themes breakdown.
Dr No. : Introduces the Bond theme...works great.
From Russia with Love: Instrumental again...works great.
Goldfinger: Just the right kind of 60s cheese, and Bassey has serious pipes.
Thunderball: I dig Tom Jones, but the song is crappy and boring.
You only live twice: Fuck Nancy Sinatra.
OHMSS: Lively, rousing and look, another instrumental! The best so far.
Diamonds are forever: Goldfinger mark II, meh.
Live and Let Die: Fucking great song.
The man with the golden gun: Love this one, cheesy and fun and bouncy.
The spy who loved me: Fuck Carly Simon
Moonraker: boooooring.
FYEO: ahh, the 80s, my decade...but the song sucks.
Octopussy: Lazy and boring....probably the worst theme in the entire list.
AVTAK: Yeah! This one is fun.
Living Daylights:And its boring again.....
Licence to Kill: Way too Motown for a bond film.
Goldeneye: I dig this one, Tina Turner baby!
Tomorrow never dies:Fuck Sheryl Crow
The World is not enough: I dig Shirley Manson, but this song blows.
Die Another Die: Wait, this is the worst theme in the list. So wrong on all fronts. And Fuck Madonna.
Casino Royale: Cornell's voice is beast mode on this, like this one a lot.
QOS: Meh. Jack white and whatever her name is...not a good pairing.
I never care who does the theme because its always going to suck, and I'm going to skip it on the DVD anyway. I know they try to keep current with the trends in pop music, but I think the 60s was the only decade where it really seemed to fit.
"I believe in Rock And Roll!"
"The Gods you worship are steel,
At the altar of rock 'n' roll you kneel.
A slave who forever rocks,
Is chained in the devil's locks,
And slain by the bloody axe I wail!"