Postby BachaloFan » Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:02 am
Hair, boobs, hips... These questions are getting silly.
Let's get down to some serious questions: Who do you think kidnapped Cal Ripken Jr's mom?
A) The ghost of Lou Gehrig (upset at losing his streak)
B) Billy Ripken (Mom always liked Cal best)
C) The National's mascots: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, and Theodore Roosevelt (revenge against the Oriole Bird for being way cooler than facsimiles of the country's former presidents).
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Apologies to Violet Ripken.