I'd never even HEARD of this "50 Shades of Grey" thing until it was brought to my attention on this episode.
Sooooooo... armed with this knowledge, you can imagine my shock when - while helping my mother clean-house for an upcoming party she's having - I found a copy of the book laying on her bed.
After standing there with my jaw on the floor for a full 3 minutes, the next thing I remember is being in my car & receiving a text message that read, "Where did you go? I thought you were here to help. You left without saying goodbye.

I blame Mr. Briscoe.