New Segment - Would you Rather?

[Crazy Clees]

Post some ideas for "would you rather" here. We are adding new segment(s) to the show and this is one of them!

Things like, Would you rather eat worms alive, but they taste better than your favorite food, or lose all your teeth but you can make all your favorite foods in a blender?

OR

You cannot wear pants in public ever again or have the most perfect breasts ever, but can never take your shirt off in front of another individual?

They can be super specific or purposely vague.

[Slym]

Sounds fun. Here's some I thought up.

Would you rather add 2 hours of sleep to your day or add one more day to the weekend?

Would you rather get rid of all the bad drivers on the road or never have to wait in line at stores and restaurants anymore?

Would you rather wear only 80's clothes or have only 80's hairstyles?

Would you rather go back in time and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great grandchildren?

Would you rather live without music or live without T.V.?

Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?

[bernie326]

Sounds like fun

Would you rather wake up naked and sore and without any memory of the night before, next to the Burger King telling you "you had it your way" Or wake up naked next to Ronald McDonald telling you that "you were loving it"?

Would you rather look young until you die Or Be guaranteed not to die from a disease or sickness?

Would you rather Sacrifice your life for 10 friends OR Let 5 friends die for you

Would you rather Dress only in styles popular 40 years ago or Dress the way you did when you were 7 years old

Would you rather Make A $2,000,000/Year Euthanizing Babies And Small Kittens OR Make $13,000/Year Doing What You Love

Would you rather listen to the Bay City Rollers(disco music) all day Or listen to Justin Bieber for half a day

[MJStarchilde]

Smoke a pipe or huff paint

Food poisoning or eat 50 hotdogs

Have one leg longer than the other or loose a toe

lick an asshole or kiss a frog (sorry that sounded funny in my head)

[Mr.Shaw]

[MJStarchilde]

[bernie326]

Would you rather just listen to music from 50 years ago or from today?
would you rather look like a laughing horse or a toothless hungry cow?
Would you rather have nightmares every night or see scary things that aren't there while awake?
Would you rather die in a sinking boat or die in a horrific fire?
Would you rather compete in the Hunger games or Triwizard tournament?

[Slym]

Would you rather be in a tank full of large spiders or snakes?
Would you rather be obese or sickly skinny?
Would you rather eat a tub ice cream or a whole large pie/cake.
Would you rather eat dirt or crow?

[MetoxoTheLavaMan]

Walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you having sex.

[Plantman]

...hear childhood stories from Brian Perillo's siblings OR Woody Briscoe?
...re-listen to Uncanny X-Cast Episode 1 once OR Uncanny X-Cast Episode 50 10 times?
...have every superfan attend your wedding OR Brian & Rob?

[MJStarchilde]

I fail at would you rather.

[Crazy Clees]

It is OK, practice makes perfect.

OR

You still have lots of other strong qualities.

Take your pic

[bernie326]

would you rather be 3' tall and be mocked and have stuff thrown at you everyday or be 8' tall and be in constant pain
...speak any human language fluently or be able to talk to animals
...Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat? Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out?
...Would you rather go without the internet or tv for a month?
...Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have to answer truthfully to anything asked for 2 years?
...Would you rather be unable to see for one week and miss something important that you'll never get back again or unable to hear for one week and not hear something important that you'll never get back again?
...Would you rather write a best-selling novel then not write anything good ever again or have 1 hit album but then caught lip-synching before your next release?
...Would you rather sleep with 1 of your listeners and it be the best night of your life or sleep with your fantasy person and it only be average?
...Would you rather be the next Vanilla Ice or Clint Howard?